Nowadays, religion has become a joke or rather a mess, particularly sects of Christianity. Aside from media-fed scandals and controversies in churches World-wide, there's a severe lack of anything exciting in most religious broadcasting and advertising. It's hard to really compare the entertainment value of 300 channels of monotonous religious preaching and ear-piercing choirs to the hilarious and gutwrenching irony of a small boy getting raped in the back of an altar on News Channel 6. Maybe I should be begging for forgiveness, but somebody's got to admit that that little old nun lady on Channel Jesus, waving her arms and belching out praise for 24 hours, 7 days a week, is pretty damn annoying and downright boring if you ask me.

Now, the Internet, I must admit, is not half as bad. Religion is definitely not as obtrusive as Bible Man on Channel 3, 8, 16, 47, 56, 57, 58, 59, and 298, but it's definitely not catching anyone's attention on the Web; at least I hope not. If anyone with half a brain has stumbled upon one of these cutesy sites with nice little pieces of scripture and bright suns and happy faces, I hope they vomited, because these sites are trash. For some odd reason, these sites all sport the crafty fashion of poor color schemes, loads of brain-bending scripture, and are just too God damn happy. Where's the proof? Just go to one of the sites. What? It's not worth your time? Exactly! They're trash!

So, a couple of days ago, I stumble upon a site by accident, "Audio-Bible.com". Hilarious! It claims to be for the blind and visually-impaired so they can listen to the Bible. It sounds like a right and just cause, and personally I'm all about helping out those less-fortunate, but seriously, blind or not, who wants to sit down and listen to 66 books of the Bible all voiced by the same low-voiced put-you-to-sleep guy. Maybe it's a call to get people out to church or religious meetings, so they can actually experience a good preach or two. Or maybe Audio Bible is the purest new sleep-aid. Either way, something must be done.

I, recently discussed the matter with my co-workers over at "We Love Jesus Incorporated". I got fired. I should have saw that coming, but I was inspired to start up a company of my own "Nonsense". Yeah! "Nonsense" we decided to call it. We, being my left foot, a leftover stuffed cabbage from last week, and a Leftist party member from Wisconsin......Alright, it's just me, but I promise this will be worth while:

I am pitching a site that not only provides endless groupings of nonsense text, but it will all be voiced by no other than "Myself". Now, nobody will have to feel like they're failing some greater being that they will never be as "good" as. Anybody can be as dumb as me and the "nonsense" that comes out of my mouth. So log in, look at some crazy images, and listen to me spit out mockery scripture and babble on while you read along. I swear it will be great! You will feel better about yourself, because I'll sound like such a moron. A self-esteem booster and a special retreat for a nice laugh or two. Three is pushing it though. If you get three laugh's out of my site, then there must be something wrong with you too. No matter what, you'll fit in under the superlative care of us.....me....at "Nonsense". And just for you fan's of "Nonsense's" past work, there will be links to such great projects as "What Creature Are You?" (The Zodiac Interface) and "Imagination Calendar" (The Best Waste of Time Ever). Fun will be had by all.

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