This coming year, everyone is going to want to purchase the hippest, coolest, annual mishap, "The Imagination Calendar"! A daily reminder of the ABSURD?! .....Moments of awkward silence with friends and family!? Yeah, this calendar is quasi-professionally designed to continuously strike you with its strange concepts and creatures to keep you laughing and staring blindly in confusion! Each month is adorned with a strange creature, group of creatures, or assortment of odd characters in an absurd situation. This calendar guarantees you to feel pleasantly uncomfortable and maybe a little offended, if you're lucky! So, live on the edge and get this book of mishaps and misshapen monsters.
Besides successfully distracting you from the 'Horrible Atrocity' we call 'Life', this calendar's spacious blocks for maintaining your schedule will keep you overexcited to fill up your week with sleep-zapping schoolwork and recreational expeditions. Each month will have it's own song to help express the mood of the month and for your listening pleasure, of course!
The interface itself will sport a classy yet simple black and white design to bring more emphasis to the colorful splendor and absurdity of the monthly pictures. A solid interface will also give you something to hold onto when you find yourself exploding out of your seat! Visual Dynamite! Get the Imagination Calendar!
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