Hi my name is Patrick Coady Francis McCaffery. I play soccer and my favorite team is Liverpool FC but alls I really want is a damn liter of cola. And if you're wondering, liter is French for give me some freaking cola. Some people tell me, "just get a large Pat!!" but I don't want a large Pat, I want a freaking liter of cola. O yea and the snoschberries, they taste like snoschberries.