Movie Quotes (film titles N-Z)

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Dirty D: You wanna buy some candy?
Kid: What kind of candy is it?
Dirty D: The kind you smoke with a pipe!
--Pootie Tang

Shit happens, but we're calm in a shit storm.
--Richard Jemmons; Primary Colors

Richard Jemmons: Say you're out in the woods taking a shit, and a wild boar comes charging at you. Now do you pull your britches up and run? Or, do you try to pull your britches up and grab the doves you just shot and then try to run, all at the same time? Or, do you just forget about the fucking doves, pull your britches up and run, 'cause you ain't got time to aim and button your fly? And if you miss, well, you don't want to die with your dick hanging out, you see what I'm saying?
Susan Stanton: I think I speak on behalf of everyone in the room when I say "no."
--Primary Colors

The media giveth... and go fuck yourself.
--Richard Jemmons; Primary Colors

When in doubt, fuck.
--Lt. Col. Frank Slade; Scent of a Woman

If I were half the man I was five years ago, I'd take a FLAME THROWER to this place!!!
--Lt. Col. Frank Slade, Scent of a Woman

Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your... face
Duloc is, Duloc is,
Duloc is a perfect place!
--Shrek

Jay: Well, this is fate.  She's divorced, we don't want to redo the cabinets, and you need a wife.  What do they call it when everything intersects?
Sam Baldwin: The Bermuda Triangle.
--Sleepless in Seattle

Annie: Now those were the days when people knew how to be in love.
Becky: You're a basket case.
Annie: They knew it! Time, distance, nothing could separate them, because they knew it was right.  It was real.  It was--
Becky: A movie!  That's your problem. You don't want to be in love, you want to be in love in a movie.
--Sleepless in Seattle

Sam Baldwin: Didn't you see Fatal Attraction?
Jonah Baldwin: You wouldn't let me!
Sam Baldwin: Well, I saw it and it scared the shit out of me.  It scared the shit out of every man in America!
--Sleepless in Seattle

Whistler: I want peace on earth and good will toward men.
Bernard Abbott: We are the United States government, we don't do that sort of thing!
--Sneakers

There is no civility, only politics.
--Senator Palpatine, Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace

Kenny O'Donnell: Jesus... what is it about the free world that pisses the rest of the world off?
Bobby Kennedy: I dunno... we have Tupperware parties?
Kenny O'Donnell: Maybe.
--Thirteen Days

Margaret: Commander Ecker, this is the White House operator. Please hold.
Commander Ecker: (muttering) Shit.
Margaret: Honey, you don't know what shit is.
--Thirteen Days

Hot-shot Navy jet pilot downs MiGs, loves astrophysicist.
--Description of the film Top Gun in USA Today

I read somewhere that science fiction is not really fiction at all. That you people are rearranging my genes so that everyone will be like everyone else. I suspect we will not have much music, much painting. But we will have a civilization of sublime young men, very much like yourself. Cultures and races will vanish. The ants will take over the world.
--George; Edward Albee's Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?

I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest.
--Mr. Turkentine; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
--Willy Wonka; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
--Willy Wonka; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mr. Salt: Wonka -- Butterscotch? Buttergin? You running something on the side here?
Willy Wonka: Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!
--Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

If the good Lord had intended us to walk, He wouldn't have invented roller skates.
--Willy Wonka; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mr. Salt: What is this, Wonka? Some kind of fun house?
Willy Wonka: Why? Having fun?
--Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

So much time and so little to do! Wait a minute -- strike that... reverse it!
--Willy Wonka; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

You should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
--Willy Wonka; Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mrs. Gloop: Don't just stand there! Do something!!
Willy Wonka: (calmly) Help. Police. Murder.
--Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mr. Salt: Snozzwangers? Vermicious Knids? What kind of rubbish is that?
Willy Wonka: I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing.
--Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Mrs. Gloop: He can't swim!
Willy Wonka: There's no better time to learn.
--Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Are you a God-fearing man, senator? That's such a strange phrase. I've always thought of God as a teacher, a bringer of light, truth, and understanding.
--Magneto to Senator Kelly; X-Men

Wolverine: (tugging at his uniform) You actually go outside in these things?
Cyclops: Would you prefer yellow spandex?
--X-Men