Playground Songs & Stuff:
COMEBACKS



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Comeback #1

When someone says "Liar, liar, pants on fire..."
Reply with "I don't know. I don't care. I can buy another pair!"
--contributed by Gretchen I. from PA


Comeback #2

When someone makes a mean comment...
Reply with "I'm the rubber and you're the glue. Whatevery you say bounces off me and sticks to you!"
--contributed by Gretchen I. from PA


Comeback #3

When someone says "Shut up..."
Reply with "I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you I throw up! Then your mother comes around the corner and licks it up!"
--contributed by Kelley M. from MD


Comeback #4

When someone says that they think someone farted...
Reply with "The one who smelt it, dealt it!"
But watch out because that person might come back to you with "The one who said the rhyme did the crime!"
--contributed by Rachel M. from PA


Comeback #5

When someone says that they think someone farted...
Reply with "A fox always smells its own hole."
--contributed by Martin S. from MD


Comeback #6

When someone calls you a name...
Reply with "I know you are, but what am I?"
--contributed by Gretchen I. from PA


Comeback #7

When someone asks you a stupid question...
Reply with "I don't know, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear!"
--contributed by Gretchen I. from PA


Comeback #8

When someone says something rude to you...
Hold up your index, middle, and ring fingers and reply, "Read between the lines!"
--contributed by Marge from PA


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