Oscar and Bear. The best
friends I have ever had. They wait patiently for me
to get home every evening from work. Only then to
lay by my feet until bed. Then sleep by my
side of the bed till dawn. As many have mentioned
on this site, my two muts are more human than they are
canine. Oscar farts, sneezes, speaks, shakes hands,
and eats the cat food! Wait...I don't eat cat
food?? :). Bear is the old man. He gets
grumpy in the morning, always wants to sleep in and never
wants to go outside (interrupts the naps). He of
course farts like old men, but he does not speak, shake
hands or sneeze on demand LOL. Ah to be a dog...you
have to wonder if people have many lives..is the next
step being a dog? Hell of a deal if you ask me.
Don't have to work, bottomless food bowl, sleep all day
and night if you want, someone else bathes you and no
stress....kinda like being independantly wealthy. I
wonder what dogs dream about?
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