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LUDWING VON SNOW

Ludwig von Snow is a big, deaf white Turkish Angora-- or so he claims (he was found in a car wash, and his birth certificate got lost in the rinse cycle). This cat is hedonistic, even by feline standards. He'll go belly up and start purring if you so much as look at him. He is unique amongst the other H2 cats in a rather intriguing way: He's actually played the games. Heretic AND Heretic II.
In the case of the former, he managed to kill five gargoyles by jumping on Darchala's lap while she was playing, and putting his paws on the left arrow and CTRL keys. Moments later, he moved his paw to the enter key and proceeded to blow up himself as well, since she had the time bomb selected.
As for H2, he went and flopped down on the keyboard, turning Corvus 180 degrees and firing the Phoenix Bow right into the wall, effectively splattering the poor Sidhe all over the floor.

His other accomplishments include...

- Running away from a trapped mouse
- Getting a salsa jar stuck on his head
- Locking himself in the washing machine
- Hanging upside down from a ceiling joist
- Falling out of the attic
- Unlatching a folding cot
- Rebooting a computer by jumping on it
- Cornering a sparrow, then patting it on the head
- Grooming a mouse like a kitten, and
- Repeatedly sleeping in a bass drum... while it was being played.

Other than that, his hobbies include sleeping (22 hours a day, at a bare minimum), eating (just about anything), shedding on Darchala's black clothing (and everything else in sight), and receiving full-body massages on a regular basis.

 

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